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Beer Snob Bicycle Pub Crawl

  • March 7, 2010 9:18 am

LogoDeep in dark days of Booze Free February, my wife and I saw a post on Miami Bike Scene for the Beer Snob Bicycle Pub Crawl. It’s like this event was tailor made for me, falling just outside my self-imposed beer moratorium, and a wonderful chance to find some places for good beer in Miami while getting a bike ride in. My wife was nice enough to put together an afternoon/evening of Miami exploration herself, and dropped me off at Lincoln Road, where I walked my bike in to Zeke’s Roadhouse.

I’ve noticed Zeke’s before when we’ve been down at the Lincoln Road Mall, but I’ve never gone in. It’ll definitely go on my short list of places to go in Miami when I have friends in town. Four dollars for any of their excellent beers is what passes for a killer deal in Miami. I started off with a Titan IPA, which was a wondeful way to start the evening. When I arrived, I estimated there were 20 or so bikes chained together in front of Zeke’s. As I finished my Titan and moved on to a Black Bavarian (that was a Wisconsin beer?), people kept rolling in. I’m a terrible estimator, but I’d say we were at least a crowd of 100. With 224 confirmed on the Facebook page, I’m sure it was more.

I saw people mounting up, so I latched on to a group heading to the second location, The Abbey Brewing Company. The ride over was incredibly pleasant and the weather couldn’t have been nicer. The Abbey brews their own beer, and I started out with their IPA, which is hands down the best homebrewed/brew pub IPA I’ve ever had. I ran into the owner of one of our favorite places in Ft. Lauderdale, Brew Urban Cafe. I definitely wish there were more places like his in our area.

The ride to The DRB was definitely the most scenic, taking us over the Venetian Causeway down to the bar across from the Adrienne Arsht Center. The DRB was mainly full of people either on their way to or from Wicked, but was another nice place I didn’t know existed. I got a bit less adventurous, and went with my old standby, a Dogfish Head 90 Minute IPA. Having arrived at The DRB with one of the first groups, I got the Dogfish Head pretty quickly. By the time I finished it, I decided I needed something with some caffeine. The rest of the group had arrived by now, and I didn’t want to fight the crowd at the bar, so I rode over to a convenience/liquor store up the street.

I made my purchase, and started riding back to the bar. I got stopped at a light on the corner by the liquor store, and there was an older woman heading my direction on a bike stopped as well. I asked her if she was heading back to the bar as well, and she said, “No, I don’t really do that. I’m just out here trying to make some money.” I inquired as to her line of work, and she replied, “Sexual healing. Lots of men enjoy my services.” Even the prostitutes on bikes. Now that’s a bike town.

The last ride turned out to be the roughest, heading from the Arsht Center all the way down to The U. Not a super long ride, but the whole crowd is, um, in the spirit of the evening by this point, and it seemed that people who knew where they were going were few and far between. (I did not know where I was going myself.) The pack I was riding in hung together fairly well, but started to space out quite a bit. Finally we made a right turn, and most of the pack rode right up the ramp onto I-95. A group of six of us decided that might not be the wisest move and broke off to stay off interstate highways.

We took side streets down until we made it to Dixie Highway, then got on the excellent off road path underneath the Metrorail. I busted a pedal on the way in (damn cheap pedals, I’ve had nothing but problems with these), but arrived there safely just a few minutes before my wife. I said goodbye and got on home.

All in all, about 13.5 miles of riding. The crowd was definitely mainly Miami locals, but I ran into quite a few people from the Ft. Lauderdale area. It would be great if we could organize an event like this further north. I felt a bit silly driving 45 miles to go ride my bike, but I’d definitely ride out for something like this in Broward County. Thanks again to the organizers, I had a blast.

Dry February – The Aftermath

  • March 1, 2010 9:32 pm

Weight Chart 2009-03-01Well, I kept my word and remained dry for the entire month of February. Weight didn’t really come off any more, but didn’t really go back on either.

I think the weight loss was more attributable to exercise. I was pretty good early in February, but hurt my feet later in the month and wasn’t going quite as strong later in February.

February turned out to be a rough month to go without beer. I missed the Boca Raton Beer Meetup’s February meeting, which was at the new Funky Buddha. I’ve been looking forward to checking out their new space since I heard about the remodel, and to try some of their homebrew. Since I missed the February meetup, I guess tomorrow is the night.

A friend from Kansas City was in town for Future of Web Apps, and I got to meet up with him at the always wonderful Sra. Martinez. The food was wonderful as always, but I wasn’t able to have one of their wonderful cocktails. I did drink a Pisco Sour vicariously though my pal, though.

March first has come and gone, and I don’t feel the need to break my fast just yet. There is one beer in the fridge, but it’s a Miller Chill left over from my parents’ visit in January. It wasn’t much of a temptation in February, and it isn’t now either. I do have some decent Scotch, but I think I’ll hold out and let one of the Funky Buddha’s own beers break my fast. See you there tomorrow night.

Florida Barbecue is Terrible

  • February 16, 2010 9:41 pm

When we moved from Kansas City to Boca Raton two years ago, food was our biggest complaint. Kansas City has an excellent food scene, with wonderful restaurants ranging from the divey to the upscale. With two years of reflection, I think it’s fair to say that average restaurant quality in Kansas City is much better than average quality in South Florida. Down here, we’re disappointed more than we’re pleased.

Given two years, though, we’ve found some gems. Nice Indian, good Vietnamese, wonderful Korean. For fine dining, we usually head into Miami to visit Michy’s or Sra. Martinez. Sushi is abundant, even if it is weirdly always paired with Thai.

What South Florida just does not have, though, is good barbecue. I’ve spent my time in barbecue country. I went to school in Houston. I lived in Fayetteville, Arkansas before moving to Kansas City, where I learned what it’s really about. I’m no regional purist, though. During our move, my wife and I grabbed dinner at a small joint in Paducah, Kentucky that served some of the best pork I’ve had in my life with a wonderful thin vinegar/pepper sauce. (Some of my best friends eat mustard based sauces.)

But when it comes to Florida, our options range from the absolutely terrible (most) to the somewhat tolerable (few). One of the first places we tried when we moved down here was Red’s Backwoods BBQ. Red’s kind of sets the theme for South Florida barbecue in that it’s a bit cafeteriaesque. Sides come as scoops of bland mush, the meat has little flavor, and the sauce is sickly sweet. It’s not the worst we’ve had since we’ve lived here, but we haven’t felt the need to go back.

Shorty’s falls into this same cafeteriaesque category. I don’t know if they have a real smoker here, but the food comes out tasting more like it was finished in an oven. Ribs were somewhat tough, and again a sickly sweet barbecue sauce accompanies your tough meat.

I recently went with some friends to Rock n Roll Ribs, a new restaurant opened by Nicko McBrain, the drummer for Iron Maiden. The ribs here actually were not bad, and when I requested it, they brought me a hot barbecue sauce that was better than anything they had out on the table. However, I just can’t forgive them for their brisket. It was strangely juicy, more a pot roast than a barbecue brisket. But worst of all, they sliced it with the grain. The brisket portion of my combo platter was a pile of ropy, long, tough muscle fibers. I still get the chills when I think of it.

On the more positive side, Jack’s Bar-B-Q Smokehouse in Ft. Lauderdale definitely has real smokers. Shopping in the area, we were lured in by the smoke that wafts across Oakland Park Blvd. While there, we noticed a guy at the next table wearing a Chief’s hat and talking about KC. We struck up a conversation with them. One was a transplant from Kansas City who had been in South Florida for five or six years. The other was a friend visiting from KCK. He claimed it was the best he’s found in the area. I tend to agree. It’s definitely the best we’ve been to down here, but it would be average back in KC. Maybe a Bates City level operation.

One nice surprise was Ribs 2 Go, a roadside rib purveyor we drove by after a long day in Miami that we had no desire to cook after. The ribs were excellent, the best we’ve had down here, and served with a great spicy mustard based sauce. (Though we only used it on some since we had just a bit of my Night Of The Living Bar-B-Q Sauce to use up.) But at $20 for a rack of ribs plus the drive down to Miami, this isn’t something we’ll be doing again any time soon.

So what is the best barbecue we’ve had since we’ve been down? That would have to be the two pounds of Oklahoma Joe’s pulled pork my wife’s parents brought with them last time they visited. Short of that, I think I just prefer to stick with what I can do in my Weber.

How To Make The Best Popcorn

  • February 16, 2010 8:59 am

I’m a big fan of popcorn. I had my flirtation with microwave popcorn during college, but I went back to popping on the stove like mom and dad as soon as I had decent cookware. So I was pretty excited when my wife shared this recipe with me for “Perfect Popcorn”. It describes a stovetop technique involving bringing oil to temperature, adding kernels and removing from heat for 30 seconds before returning to the burner. The claim was that this will cause every kernel to pop at the same time, so you will pop every kernel without burning any.

Sunday I decided to give it a shot, and it pretty much failed for me. When I returned the pan to heat after waiting the 30 seconds, no popping ensued. After another 30 or 45 seconds, popping started slowly, then popped normally until it slowed, at which point I had about a normal number of unpopped kernels. The popcorn popped, but it really wasn’t much of an improvement over my normal technique.

I’ll tell you what matters, though: Ingredients. First, think about moving past Orville Redenbacher store bought kernels. About a year ago I purchased a sampler package from Crown Jewel Gourmet Popcorn. I bought the insane twelve pound sampler pack just over a year ago, and I’m about one pound from finishing it up. They haven’t all been winners, but the ones that were are worth the extra price. Some of my favorites include the small varieties. They’re small as kernels and they pop into tiny kernels of popcorn about half the diameter of what you see in the store bought varieties. It’s just kind of grab a handful of mini-popcorn. Of the small varieties, baby pearl was my favorite. In addition to the small size, it has a light hull, so you end up with fewer sharp pieces of hull.

The pocorns also varied in flavor. Of the varieties I tried, the fiery garnet had the deepest corn flavor. Other varieties came in different colors, but mainly it was hull coloration. When popped, almost all the popcorns popped white or slightly yellow, even the purple and red varieties.

Butter makes a big difference too. We normally keep unsalted butter around the house, but we make an exception for popcorn. Salted butter goes a long way to giving popcorn the saltiness you want. When we come across it, I buy a stick of Kerrygold’s salted butter. It has a nice deep flavor that really stands out on popcorn. For salt, we use kosher salt. It has a bit of crunch to it and doesn’t have that off taste the iodized salt can sometimes have. I tried rock salt with several different kinds of rasps, but just haven’t been able to get that to work.

Technique wise, there are a few tricks I’ve learned. I add oil to the pan, I would guess about four tablespoons, and add three or four kernels when I put the oil on heat. I don’t use full high heat, but pretty high. Once the kernels pop, I’ll add the popcorn. I like a lot, and when I make it I eat it with my wife, so I probably use about half a cup, enough to cover the bottom of the pan and almost start a second layer of kernels. Once the kernels start to pop, crack the lid to allow steam to escape. (I forget to do this a lot, and it really does make a difference.) Shake the popcorn every once in a while to keep the same kernels from contact with the bottom of the pan.

When popping a large amount of popcorn, even with shaking I’ll end up with some kernels burning and sticking to the bottom. This tends to happen once enough popcorn has popped that the kernels will no longer throw themselves out of the pan if you take the lid off. At this point, I’ll remove the lid and give the bottom a few stirs with a long metal spoon, then toss again. This will break any stuck popcorn free so it won’t burn too much more. Be sure to put the lid back afterwards to keep as much heat as possible in the pan. Once the rate of popping slows to a few seconds between pops, pour the whole thing into your popcorn bowl.

Buttering takes some time too. I’ll melt the butter in a measuring glass with a spout until there is just a bit of solid butter left. Then stir to smooth out the butter. It’s probably just my imagination, but I think it tastes better when it isn’t melted completely. Be careful when adding butter to the popcorn. If you add butter too quickly, you’ll have a few kernels absolutely saturated with butter and a bunch of dry kernels that you weren’t able to get any salt to stick to. I love my super wide metal bowl. It lets me toss the popcorn while I’m adding butter to make sure I get everything well distributed. Now drizzle the butter as slowly as you can pour from the spout, just going over the top layer. Sprinkle some salt and toss. Repeat until it tastes good.

Now enjoy your movie!

Booze Free February

  • February 11, 2010 12:29 pm

Weight Chart As Of 02/11/2009Taking my friend Hanh’s lead, I’ve decided to give up alcohol for the month of February. So far it hasn’t been that much of a problem. The Super Bowl was odd (maybe that’s why I got so upset with the commercials) and I’m a bit sad that I’m going to miss the Boca Raton Beer Meetup’s meeting at the new Funky Buddha, but all in all I’m not missing it too much.

I started training for triathlons back in June or so. Back then, weight started coming off, particularly as my races in October and November approached. Since then I’ve kept training, but the weight loss kind of stalled.

I’m not yet at a new low, but the trend for the last week or so is looking good. If beer is really what’s keeping me from dropping the rest of the weight, is this the end of beer for me? If this really is it, maybe I need a new strategy. Only better, more expensive beer so I’m forced to drink less of it? Only drink when I’m out? Michelob Ultra, god forbid?

Super Bowl Ad Thoughts

  • February 8, 2010 9:14 am

Ads during football have never been known for their progressive attitudes towards women, I admit that. But last night really seemed to push it to a new level that really did not sit well with me. Ads in the past seemed more in the let’s party, women in bikinis camp. Offensive to some, but didn’t really bother me like last night. Last night seemed more like ad after ad of men who seem to be just over the line into actively hating their spouses.

I’ve been souring on football for the last several years. Things like NFL Sunday Ticket have made it possible for me to follow every Packers game, but when I look at the package at the beginning of every year I have to seriously ask myself if it is truly worth the roughly $300 I’m spending for the privilege. This year, the only reason I signed up was because I was given a deal by DirecTV when I threatened to cancel my service. Looking back, I’m not so sure it was worth even the discounted price.

Then we come to the Super Bowl. An excellent story, leading up to what turned out to be an excellent game. Unfortunately, what has stayed with me most about last night is those ads, and the feeling that this is what at least some people think of me as a fan of that sport. It’s off putting, and I think it’s going to stick with me until the beginning of next season when I decide if this is even something I want to bother with any more. Maybe I’m alone in this, but I kind of hope I’m not.

Score Another For The Good Guys (Or Not, As The Case May Be)

  • September 15, 2009 5:26 pm

Since I’ve been commuting by bike to work, I’ve started stopping at the grocery store occasionally to pick up stuff for dinner or to keep at work. The one downside was that the Publix Greenwise near our place didn’t have a bike rack, so I had to chain up to a stop sign in the parking lot. I figured an email to HQ couldn’t hurt, so I sent an email to their corporate site asking them to please consider installing one. Not three days later, I have a reply:

Thank you for your email. We appreciate our customers taking the time to contact us. In regards to your inquiry, the manager of the Publix at Boca Village Square was unable to reach you at the phone number provided. The manager explained that they received approval for a bicycle rack. Please contact [the manager] at [his phone number] if you would like to discuss this further.

Awesome! I guess it never hurts to ask, and Publix has my to/from work business from now on.

Update 2/8/2010: Well, they never did put in the bike rack.

Weekend Activities

  • September 2, 2009 2:17 pm

If I show up to an Alley Cat without a fixed-gear bike, will I be mocked? How about if I show up with my Sunlite trunk bag instead of a proper messenger bag?

Beer Blegging for the KC Peeps

  • April 17, 2009 9:04 am

After a year in South Florida, I’m finally starting to find the local beer scene. I’ll be going to a tasting soon and I’d love to bring along some of the Boulevard Smokestack beers. What’s their availability like these days? Are there stores that have them in stock pretty much all the time, or do they still sell out quickly?

Podcast recommendations are all I have in me

  • January 12, 2009 9:54 am

Well, I’ve been in Florida for almost a year now. The best thing about Florida? The Pure Imagination radio show. The show is wonderful mix of music and storytelling. We first were exposed to it at a live performance down in Miami, but I’ve since been working my way through all the back episodes of the show via their podcast. If you’re not in Florida you can’t attend their live events, but the podcast is not to be missed.

Highlights from what I have listened to so far include “The Unseen Seagal”, an accounting of the lesser known works of Stephen Seagal. And last year’s Post Christmas Special, an almost This American Lifesque portrait of the lives of North Pole elves.

Currently marking my calendar for the next live event on February 7.