I somehow got a list of birth certificates listed by father. It turns out that my dad fathered a child in 1963, and I decided to track this child down. I managed to find them, and when I walked on to my half-brother's farm, I realized that I wasn't actually walking onto the farm, but was actually watching a documentary, and the list of birth certificates I had was actually a TV program listing.

The guy who I thought was my half brother was being interviewed about his dildo farm. He thought that sexual prosthetics should be more accepted, and he was doing his part to try to bring this about by using them for all kinds of things around the house. He had hanging planters made out of dildoes, his fence was made out of them, shelves, etc...

The program then changed to another program called "Light Circles". It started with a shot of a truck pulling out of a dock at just about sundown. Then time started to speed up, and you saw the first street light come on. As each street light came on, the shot zoomed back until you could see the entire city, then the region, and finally that cool shot of the earth at night. I think the TV show was British.

Just a quick note of explanation... I'm fairly certain that the dildo house thing got stuck in my head from last Saturday when my roommate managed to convince everybody (including me) that when he was an Industrial Engineering student he had an internship doing quality control at a dildo factory. He had me going, and I think the rest of the folks who were over still think he did...