Do it yourself, with shredded foam!
I just came across this story.
HAINAN, CHINA (Reuters) -- A satellite closeup of the captured American spy plane on the runway in China. All of America hopes for the quick and safe return of our detained soldiers. What is more foreboding, however, are the objects closing in on the plane. Although military experts refuse to comment, many pundits believe that these are a new type of military weapon: 100-foot sentient robot-men, which were probably developed in Japan and tested and trained in China.
HAINAN, CHINA (Reuters) -- A satellite closeup of the captured American spy plane on the runway in China. All of America hopes for the quick and safe return of our detained soldiers. What is more foreboding, however, are the objects closing in on the plane. Although military experts refuse to comment, many pundits believe that these are a new type of military weapon: 100-foot sentient robot-men, which were probably developed in Japan and tested and trained in China.
I hope you will all join me in a moment of silence for our intelligence
agents still in custody in China, and pray for their safe return.
In addition, pray that American scientists are hard at work studying
these robot-men... I shudder to think of one of those one day marching
on Kansas City.