I guess I shouldn't be surprised any more... I noticed that the link in the story below wasn't a permanent link, just a link to this Mark Morford guy's regular column. Today's included this gem:

Look, just over there, it's Cheney and Rumsfeld, standing just offstage, snickering and shaking their heads at the absurdity of it all, at the hilarious PR, rubbing their hands together and conjuring more oozing war demons from deep within their bowels.

Ah, I see... His schtick is apparently being a shock-columnist. Guess I'll just go back to ignoring him...